“saaaaa funny..saaaaa cute…saaaaaaa” —everyfuckingfacebooker (via moonfullofstarsandastralcars)
what if real life was like the sims and you could go up to someone cute and just hit a button that said “flirt” repeatedly until they finally had sex with you
“A piece of floorboard got stuck in (my foot) when I was 17. I jumped off the bed because a boy I liked had phoned me. He turned out to be my first love, so, I mean, that worked out. But I almost lost the foot. This is the problem with being an exuberant person.” —Florence Welch (via fuckyeahflorencewelch)
Just watched the new episode of Misfits and it is awesome omg
HAPPY 31ST BIRTHDAY ISA!
“The trouble is not that I am single and likely to stay single, but that I am lonely and likely to stay lonely.” —Charlotte Brontë (via misswallflower)