Lately a lot of my dreams have been about not having done assignments on time. I don’t really know why, but hate it because I always wake up panicking until I realize that whichever assignment I dreamed about isn’t due until next week.
I had this fifteen year old who got my phone number and was texting me pictures...– Tegan Quin (via teganquinbanter)
Because the only reasonable thing to do after washing your hands is spin around and wash them again. Also, why are you here, nanny? Both adults are home, and the child isn’t.
I think that everyone talking about how much they do not care about the royal wedding is just as annoying as the royal wedding being everywhere on the news. I get it. You don’t care. Just like the other 587687634876287 people that have complained about it.
I think I’m wearing the wrong size bra.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-24) →
Emma’s Imagination (26) Au Revoir Simone (19) Tegan and Sara (14) Florence + the Machine (11) The Kills (10) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Tumblr, why are you emailing me to inform me that someone reblogged something I posted five days after they reblogged it? Can you please stop it?
justasmalltownblog: in eighth grade my ancient civ teacher told us about this kid who filled in his test bubbles with blood hahahahahaha oh god what the fuck?
I grew up in London really near a mental hospital…Which says a lot.– Florence Welch (via peaceloveandflorence)
aybochicha: OMFG THIS VIDEO JUST MADE ME SOOO HAPPY ugh i love flo so much. she is so down to earth compared to other celebrities Y CANT I B UR FRIEND FLO
But I’m old for my age. I’m just born to be bad! I was once born to be bad. I used to shiver like that. I have no heat, I told you! I used to sweat. I got a cold. Uh huh, I used to be a junkie. But now and then I like to Uh huh. Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel goooooooooood.
Google Calendar sent me an email to my student address to remind me that it is my birthday tomorrow. Thanks, Google Calendar. It’s not like I already knew that or anything…
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-17) →
The Kills (93) Tegan and Sara (12) Au Revoir Simone (11) Young Heretics (6) Yeah Yeah Yeahs (6) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
There are times when I literally imagine pushing her out of a moving car. When...– Sara Quin (via saraquinbanter)
I didn’t end up going to uni today. I really wish we currently had lozenges. It’s my birthday in 2 days and I’m probably going to still be sick then. Awesome.
So I don’t really want to go to uni tomorrow. I’m sick, the classes I have are all in the morning and they’re lectures so attendance isn’t marked. But I know that if I don’t go then I will have to catch up later, and I already have to catch up on a lecture I missed today because my lit tute got rescheduled because of Good Friday. So I’d have 4 hours of lectures...
My cat is attacking my hair.
What the fuck?
We couldn’t come home from the hospital for two months because we didn’t have a...– Sara Quin (via saraquinbanter)
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thingsthatmakeyouhorny: You grow up, hopefully learning that two wrongs don’t make a right, and it’s true. If you went through your life, hurting everyone who’s ever hurt you- you’d live a lonely fucking life, full of enemies. Just because they broke your heart, used you, cheated on you, or what have you; doesn’t mean you should turn around and do the same thing. It makes you as bad as them, if...
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Ten Signs That Your Man Is Cheating
mr-snrub: Something changes: If something changes, watch out! The change was most likely sparked by an affair, or maybe something else, but it was probably an affair. Nothing changes: Does it feel like your relationship is going nowhere? This is because he is cheating on you and doesn’t feel the need to make your relationship go anywhere because he is busy focusing on his mistress. He talks to...
My dad: So it's Harry Potter and the Deadly Hallows, is it?
My dad: Oh that's even worse!
In my parents’ room at our beach house there’s a wetsuit hanging in the closet which is always open and every fucking time I see it I get freaked out because I think it’s a person there. But it’s not. It’s just a wetsuit.